I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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