I wish I only lived at night.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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