I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I have post one night stand depression
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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