idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just had sex bonerless
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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