It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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