Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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