I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
one might say we're banned from that church
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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