Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's great music for shaving your balls
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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