were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
