Pappa wants mamma naked
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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