i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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