this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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