I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The power of my boobs compel you
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
