you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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