the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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