I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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