I have demons in me.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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