I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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