we made out on top of his cat.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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