dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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