my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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