He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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