I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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