Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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