how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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