You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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