he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
organizing the empties. That sober.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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