brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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