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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.

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(773): View more from Illinois

His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous

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(586): View more from Michigan

We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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(519): View more from Ontario

No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.

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(713): View more from Texas

He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk

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(310): View more from California

Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on

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(417): View more from Missouri

So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..

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