Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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