Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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