I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just tell him i said nine months
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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