OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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