The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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