I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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