Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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