in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
