I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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