Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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