Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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