Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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