Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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