So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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