his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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