ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
