He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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