But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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