Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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