i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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