I think i sorta joined a cult last night
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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