Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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