We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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