I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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